Dear Marc, I hope you're ok with all these letters coming your way. I hope they don't feel, well, stalkeriffic. If you feel uncomfortable with being the object of my affection and attention, please let me know and I will direct my attention elsewhere. Writing letters to Ann Taylor will not be the same, but I'll adjust. Just send me a sign, like a pair of boots so I know it's you, and I'll put an end to these letters. Until then, I'll keep writing.