Friday, December 09, 2005

Missing: Important body part

Dear Marc, did you ever lose an important part of your body? I apparently have. Over dinner, mom tells me I look skinny. It's not a compliment, but rather a matter of concern. She asks me "did you lose your ass?".
The way she puts the question, it may very well be found on the bus I took to her house. Has anyone seen my ass? I must have misplaced it. It's my age and has served me well.

Let me know if it somehow ends up on eBay.
Love
-e

7 comments:

Hiram said...

Now how am I supposed to sleep tonight? The horrid vision of assless girls everywhere, and of girls' asses moving about by themselves will haunt me all night. What does one say to a wandering ass? What does one do with an assless girl?

Teenage Bombshell said...

hidly ho, i jsut stumbled upon your blog looking for any sign of video from marc jacobs' grunge period, i mus t say it is tremendous! i didnt know anyone else had such an affinity ( htough mine is not as romantic as your seems) i think i shall come back often to read more letters, but if you feel the need please don't read my blog it is the dribble of a fifteen year old girl ( that being myself)

Sal said...

I had the same experience when I was younger -who knew? But guess what -I found mine when I was about 40 and it was considerably bigger than I remembered.

Lonnie Bruner said...

Here you go, Emi. Let the hubby know you've found your perfect Christmas gift.

Melinda said...

Loving this blog! Thanks, well done.

みっちゃん said...

Hahaha!

missy-j said...

I would love to sell some of my body parts on ebay.

And buy some others.