Dear Marc, did you ever lose an important part of your body? I apparently have. Over dinner, mom tells me I look skinny. It's not a compliment, but rather a matter of concern. She asks me "did you lose your ass?".
The way she puts the question, it may very well be found on the bus I took to her house. Has anyone seen my ass? I must have misplaced it. It's my age and has served me well.
Let me know if it somehow ends up on eBay.
Love
-e
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Now how am I supposed to sleep tonight? The horrid vision of assless girls everywhere, and of girls' asses moving about by themselves will haunt me all night. What does one say to a wandering ass? What does one do with an assless girl?
I had the same experience when I was younger -who knew? But guess what -I found mine when I was about 40 and it was considerably bigger than I remembered.
Here you go, Emi. Let the hubby know you've found your perfect Christmas gift.
Loving this blog! Thanks, well done.
I would love to sell some of my body parts on ebay.
And buy some others.
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