Dear Marc, did you ever lose an important part of your body? I apparently have. Over dinner, mom tells me I look skinny. It's not a compliment, but rather a matter of concern. She asks me "did you lose your ass?".
The way she puts the question, it may very well be found on the bus I took to her house. Has anyone seen my ass? I must have misplaced it. It's my age and has served me well.
Let me know if it somehow ends up on eBay.