OK, so here it is

Dear Marc, you may skip this one. It's directed towards potential employees at Lovegun.
This is what you'll get to wear. For summer, we implore that you wear a light but proper attire. For winter, dress comfortably in black, soft jersey.

Think of yourself as a modern day Hildy from His girl Friday. Keep a pen behind your ear, a dictionary in your hand and by all means, a packed lunch in your briefcase. Be ready for anything. Please take better care of your hair than the person pictured above.

Shoes should be kept neat and tidy. They may, however, be exchanged for clogs. At any time.
Cause we like people to know when a Lovegun representative is arriving to save the day.

Clonk, clonk, clonk, the sound of effective help should be your personal jingle.

Tomorrow, the spring and fall uniform.

love
-e