Thursday, November 30, 2006

Fear of the costume party

Dear Marc, the other day, when I was invited to a costume party and couldn't find my pirate hat (I was so disappointed! I was so set to pin a few dead birds on my shoulder and try eating with a hook for a hand), I ended up going as a glamour mime.

While I wouldn't recommend this look to anyone, I think it's a good thing to dress as your worst nightmare. A way to conquer your fears.

At the costume party, I saw Snow white dancing with astronauts. I saw a box of crayons drinking beer. I saw jockeys hugging surgeons. I witnessed a group of Amish gentlemen getting down. I saw a whale doing the running man. I saw my former boss in the disguised of a sick man.

"What are you?"
"I am Sick"

Trust a former copywriter to dress the part of an adjective.

But the winner that night took the prize (as winners tend to do):
A kitschy fisher man complete with frame, pipe and all.

I like this flesh colored costume too, though it's from a party I was never even close to.
What's the best costume you ever saw?

(I'm miming this as I type)


ET said...

A couple of my friends dressed up as Pasty and Edina once, it was like they were chanelling them!

The other day there was a costume party at a bar I stopped by. Everyone had gone to so much trouble. There was Bender & the Lobster guy from Futurama. As well as Gogo Yubari and the Corpse Bride. Bender won the best dressed!

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Anonymous before, now Zoeller who's ancestors are from Lux. said...

My next door neighbors Lily and Gary. Lily and Gary are no more so Lily is with Jeff. When I met Jeff, I saw a man with a long braided pigtail, and, he had a large parrot on his shoulder. It was in the Spring. My Father, who is 90, had dated the (now)aunt of Jeff. I talked to him, as the cockatoo sat on his shoulder. It was bright green, etc.

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