Dear Marc, I know your family's Jewish, so perhaps Christmas has never been that big of a deal at your house.
At my place, it's a big deal. And it starts now. Starting today, I will accept requests for rhyming verses for your Christmas gifts. Tell me what you're giving, the name of the person you're giving it to and a few character traits and I'll make you a short verse.
It's free. What do you have to lose?
e-mail me your info if you're paranoid and don't want to reveal what you're giving.