Friday, October 13, 2006

Don't read this, Marc

Dar marc, this one is not for you, it's a personalized poem for Daddylikey and her man.
He's from Mexico, loves to brush his teeth and she wants to give him a sauce pan. You have any gifts for your own friends and you want a personalized poem, let me know. BTW, Vinny, you're next.

Nicko, niquito, te quiero, chiquito
Listen to my story before it’s finito
You are my sweetheart, to you I’ll stay true
Stash away that toothbrush, these words are for you

I can’t be romantic while you’re brushing away
Please let me explain what I feel at the end of the day
Let me tell you sweet nothings and maybe some more
Then we’ll hop in your car and head right for the store

You know I love shopping and fashion and stuff
But when it comes to my love life, I’ve got more than enough
So go grab you car keys and let’s head for the mall
If you lose track of my sizing, just give me a call.

I love you, sweet darling from Guadalajara
I’ll stay your sweetie, your Scarlett o´Hara
Before you know it, you won’t give a damn
Until you do, enjoy this sauce…..

4 comments:

daddylikeyblog said...

Oh my gosh! Masterful. Truly. I think it really helped our relationship. You are the best.
Love,
Winona (aka Daddylikey)
p.s. Jealous, Marc??

Nora said...

I'm going to have to go out now to buy presents, just so I can commission some poems from you!

å said...

Oh! That IS a masterpiece!
If I buy something for my italian stallion will you write me a poem too?
I'm really impressed even though I already had high thoughts about you!
Ciao ciao,
å

GrapeApe said...

e,
I'm giving my beloved a list of one million random digits published in 1955. You have to see it to believe it:
http://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477/sr=8-1/qid=1160934485/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-5919167-6158363?ie=UTF8

I am so in tune to the female psyche. What girl wouldn't kill for a copy?