Me: So what do you think goes better with this Bourgogne? Reese's pieces or M&M's?
Him: I don't know, let's watch the last episode of Entourage.
Me: I like Reese's, but sometimes I'm after the full chocolate M&M thing.
Him: Can we just watch Entourage?
Me: Can't we talk a little as well?
Him: No. That's the biggest difference between men and women. Guys don't talk as we watch.
There's an ocean between us.
Ps. Why fire Ari? It's your own fault. Don't ever turn down a fine breakfast.