Dear Marc, you know how I go on and on about my broad duck feet and my struggle to find shoes and boots to fit them. Maybe I should just kiss that quest goodbye and embrace my inner monkey instead? I walk around barefoot all the time, but fall is creeping close and it's getting cold on the ground.
Perhaps this is the solution? The foot shoe, letting me get footloose without getting dirty or cold? Give them a touch of your magic wand and they'll look fashionable too.