Dear Marc, have now bought shoes. They were too big and hurt a little but I'm not upset. They were on sale. Have now listened to interesting talks held by Nobel prize winners and distinguished women and gentlemen. They made science fun and almost accessible to a rookie like myself.
I have learned that the universe is flat and that on average, we all have one testicle and one ovary.
I was easily the least intelligent person in the room. It was rocket science, and I was proud to have been invited.
Are you down with string theory? Or super string theory?
I'm not talking underwear.