Dear Marc, did you know that before Santa started making it, he was just another guy on a reindeer. It wasn't until he started taming the elfs that he could travel in comfort in a sleigh.
Showing posts with label dirty santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty santa. Show all posts
Monday, December 11, 2006
Creepy Santas
Dear Marc, did you know that before Santa started making it, he was just another guy on a reindeer. It wasn't until he started taming the elfs that he could travel in comfort in a sleigh.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
'Tis the season of dirty santas, part 1
Dear Marc, where do you draw the line between pervert and Santa?
Wherever I look this time of year, I'm met by cheeky Santas.
I see a nice old school pram, but who's inside?

A cute bébé? Mais non, mon dieu!
C'est un grown old man with flushed cheeks and a portdrinkers nose.
And this guy? Brought out once a year, he's having trouble curbing his enthusiasm.

Ho ho ho, watch out.
Send me your best dirty santas. I don't mean living men. I mean santas created to be a decorative element, but then something goes terribly wrong.
love
-e
Wherever I look this time of year, I'm met by cheeky Santas.
I see a nice old school pram, but who's inside?
A cute bébé? Mais non, mon dieu!
C'est un grown old man with flushed cheeks and a portdrinkers nose.
And this guy? Brought out once a year, he's having trouble curbing his enthusiasm.
Ho ho ho, watch out.
Send me your best dirty santas. I don't mean living men. I mean santas created to be a decorative element, but then something goes terribly wrong.
love
-e
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