Because of my poor vision, I have used hand lotion on my face thrice in the past week. Every time, I'm equally annoyed with myself. But my hands have never been softer. They've been treated with premium cream intended for use on a dry face.
And you know what a nuisance my hands have been!
First I wrote you this, then this.
Perhaps this is the answer! Never before has my poor vision been a source of my gratitude. But now, I dare say it is.